This page is an educational site for boys or young men that are entering puberty. The Xperienced inderd00ds will here share their knowledge with you!
There will be lots of interviews, and no pictures what so ever.

First out, an interview with Durandal.


[11:57] Ulvhockey says: Hello! Im sitting here ready to interview DURANDAL! And the topic is DING! Or even InderDING... [11:57] Ulvhockey says: How do you feel about DING, Durandal? [11:58] Durandal says: oh, well, first my body starts off all fuzzy.. then the DING (or InderDING as some people refer to it) occours.. [11:59] Ulvhockey says: How would you define InderDING compared to any regular DING. [12:01] Durandal says: InderDINGs are so much more involved in the actual preperation of the DING as compared to the regular DING Same with any positions the DING may occour in.. you may wish to read the book 'Inder Sutra' for more details into these topics [12:01] Ulvhockey says: Is there a diffrent "feeling", comparing InderDING to regular DING? [12:03] Durandal says: Because of the more advanced preperations one must undertake while preparing for a InderDING, one would aslo expect to get a more advanced/involved feeling.. the feeling is the same as a regular DING, only more involved... [12:05] Ulvhockey says: Alright. Now, a question that im sure a LOT of young men out there are interested in. Do you have to be an Inderd00d to be able to get InderDING? [12:09] Durandal says: To recieve full benefits/satisfaction from an InderDING you should be a Inderd00d. People who are not fully initiated into the way if Inderdaad may still try out this process, but be aware.. for non-initiated Inderd00ds, complications may arise from the procedure... [12:10] Ulvhockey says: I see. Is the product of the InderDING of higher quality than regular DING product? [12:11] Durandal says: ung.. oh.. er.. DING [12:11] Durandal says: sorry, i really must learn to restrain myself during conversations [12:11] Durandal says: i do apologize [12:11] Ulvhockey says: OMG! [12:11] Ulvhockey says: Yes, you need help dude! [12:11] Ulvhockey says: Aaaaargh [12:11] Ulvhockey says: all over the tape recorder! [12:12] Durandal says: im dreadfully sorry [12:12] Durandal says: here, let me just clean it off [12:12] Ulvhockey says: NO! [12:12] Ulvhockey says: Stay away! [12:12] Durandal says: oh, im sorry [12:12] Ulvhockey says: Now, next question: [12:13] Ulvhockey says: Will I ever be able to clean these stains off my shirt? Its all sprayed with InderDING product. [12:14] Durandal says: weel, you can get InderDING remover for $19.95 over in the supermarket.. its saved me from possible court cases in the past, believe me [12:15] Ulvhockey says: Thank you DURANDAL for taking your time for this interview. I think we all got some good answers to damn good questions today. Thank you. [12:15] Durandal says: my great pleasure

And here is the interview with Immune.

[12:41] Ulvhockey says: Hello. Im sitting here with IMMUNE. Im about to embark on an interview about the thing all you young boys out there are wondering about. And IMMUNE here is about to answer your prayers and give you your answers. [12:42] [Immune] says: good evening [12:42] Ulvhockey says: IMMUNE, how do you feel about DING? [12:42] [Immune] says: well, ding, to me, is very important in life. without ding, i, and my state of being, would be literally, nil. but even better than ding, is chord, which i find ever so valuable, in my course throughout life [12:43] Ulvhockey says: Is Chord something that is similar to DING? I am not familiar with the term. [12:44] [Immune] says: chord is somewhat similar to ding, but it is more harsh, unfettered, violent even. when time is of the essence, and brute force is required, i always use chord. [12:45] Ulvhockey says: I see. How would you define InderDING? [12:45] [Immune] says: must i phrase my answer in the form of a question? [12:46] Ulvhockey says: No, not if you dont want to. [12:46] [Immune] says: well i don't, so i wont' [12:46] Ulvhockey says: ok [12:47] [Immune] says: inderDING is the approving form of DING. when one approves of something, where a regular DING would be inapproprate, i always use inderDING. [12:48] Ulvhockey says: I see. Do you recommend InderDING for first time users? [12:48] [Immune] says: InderDING would be very helpful for first time users, who are not yet acquainted with the idea of DING. it is useful as a stepping stone to the fully-fledged DING [12:49] [Immune] says: in my own opinion, in any case. [12:49] Ulvhockey says: Do you have to be an inderd00d to be able to get InderDING? [12:50] [Immune] says: i think that's a question for the master of Inderd00ds to answer, and i, not even being an inderd00d, am not authorised to answer [12:51] Ulvhockey says: But acording to my files that I recieved from my research team, YOU are one of the most prominent inderd00ds, is this information incorrect? [12:52] [Immune] says: i wouldn't know. i have never been informed of the fact i am an inderd00d. if i am, i am glad to have been acknowledged as one of the almighty inderd00ds. [12:53] Ulvhockey says: We will dig deeper into the subject after this interview. Trust me. The truth is out there. Next question is: Where is the proper place to preform the act that results in the InderDING? [12:54] [Immune] says: is this a test, or are you merely asking of my opinion? [12:54] Ulvhockey says: Both [12:54] [Immune] says: well that's just marvellous [12:54] Ulvhockey says: Inderdaad [12:56] [Immune] says: i like to form the act that results in InderDING in a very quiet place, and preferably away from civilization. for example, a quiet forest or something similar. if this cannot be attained, a lower quality inderDING can be acheived by going to a peaceful park or reserve. [12:57] Ulvhockey says: I see. What if no such place can be found. Is it ok to preforme in a corner, or even on a public place? [12:58] [Immune] says: well seeing as a park is a public place, this is surely acceptable. you may draw some stares, which may put off your concentration, so a sparsely populated public place is preferable [13:00] Ulvhockey says: Alright, this interview is over. Why cant we ever find normal people to interview. We cant incourage kids to go around *********** in parks and public places. We'll get sued! Im outta here... *slam* [13:00] [Immune] says: :D



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